Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible