the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Who died my cat blue again?