absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...