Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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