If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I skipped work to stalk him.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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