She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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