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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.

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  That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?

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  Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.

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• (845): View more from New York

  There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.

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