So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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