How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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