Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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