We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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