fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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