Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.