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whats a polygalesbian?

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lesbian polygamists..duh.

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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.

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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman

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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?

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Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.

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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.

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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?

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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time

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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND

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We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.

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