just tell him i said nine months
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
should my penis look like a turkey
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize