well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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