Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
only if we run a train.
done.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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