Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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