we have officially lost it.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
two words...techno handjob
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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