I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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