No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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