ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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