dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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