Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The adults are the big ones right?
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