Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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