Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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