So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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