So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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