Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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