Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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