Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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