Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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