his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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