Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
