there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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