shes about as inviting as chlamydia
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
