i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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