Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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