I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
