I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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