Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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