'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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