? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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