I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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