Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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