Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
whose parrot is this?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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