Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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