Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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