I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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