I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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