I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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