did you get engaged???
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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