just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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