I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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