It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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