I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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