Non-Jews are for practice
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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