belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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