I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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